Happy Gilmore (5/9) Movie CLIP – Quilting Sweatshop (1996) HD

Hey, man. I hate
to admit this, but this
is my first trophy. Only problem is
that goofy golf guy on top. Maybe the guy
at the trophy store can put
a hockey guy on there. Happy, shut your trap.
All right. I admit, you were
great out there today.
Thank you. But you weren’t that great.
A lot of that was luck. Well, some might call it luck.
I’d like to call it– Well,
luck, I guess. So what? I want you to put off
joinin’ the Pro Tour
for a while. We got a lot of work to do
before you compete
with real professionals. Forget it, Chubbs.
I learned a lot today.
I’ll pick up the rest. Stop bein’ a damn fool! People would kill to be able
to hit the ball like you. You got an advantage
over any man that walks out
onto the tee. All we need to do
is develop the rest
of your game. Then you’d be
unstoppable, son. You’re probably right,
but I just can’t wait.
I need money. Spoken like a true asshole.
Look,just give me six months.
I’ll work with ya every day. No, no, no, no.
I gotta– I gotta go. I appreciate everything.
Wish me luck. [ Groans ] [ Exhales ]
Best of luck, kid.
Best of luck.Marty, if you’d stop
yappin’for a second,
I could tell ya.The price is $200
per quilt. Yeah. Well, this is
handmade quality shit
we’re talkin’ here.Yes. Well, when
do you need ’em by?All right.
Good doin’business with ya.Okay, listen up, everybody.
Turn up your volumes.
Announcement. I got good news.
We’re extending arts and crafts
time by four hours today. – My fingers hurt.
– What’s that? My fingers hurt.
Oh, well– Oh. Now your back’s gonna hurt, ’cause you just pulled
landscaping duty. Hmm. Anybody else’s
fingers hurt? I didn’t think so. Why do you make me act
like that in front
of everybody, huh? Mr. Gilmore! Hey!
Toidy’s straight down
to the right, dear. How’s my grandma?
She’s super. We’re just
enjoying arts and crafts now.– Grandma’s quite a quilter.
– Hey! Wow, that’s a
tremendous-lookin’ trophy. Happy, I’m so glad
to see you.
Ahh. I’m glad to see you,
too, Grandma.I been thinking about you
all the time.Looks like everybody’s
havin’ fun here, huh?
[ Chuckles ] – Y-Yeah.
– [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]Grandma, good news:I made the Professional
Golfers’ Tour. That’s lovely, dear.
Yeah, it is lovely.You know what else
is lovely? If I can beat
those other guys, we’re
gonna get the house back. Oh, thank God! – I can’t stand to live
in this place another minute!
– I thought you like it here.That orderly guy
seems very nice.
Don’t you like him?Oh, I do. I do.
Uh, it’s just, uh– Well,
the air conditioner’s broken.
I-I’m getting a little warm. Well,just let the kid
fix it for ya. All right.
Got the little twisty knobs. That ain’t doin’ it.
All right.[ Air Conditioner Crashes,
Woman Screams ]Mister! Mister! Get this off of me!
Mister! – Hang on!
I’ll be right down!
– [ Woman Moans ]